When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes. Cause if you was younger, you'd got out of the way.

One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding.

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her
obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My
husband wants me to ask you..."

A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.

A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

A lady went into a bar in Waco, Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

One day a fourth-grade teachers asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.