A man walks into a drug store and goes all the way to the back counter. "I have a big night tonight. Do you have anything that will keep me horny for a while? Three blondes." "I have just the thing!" the pharmicist says. He opens a locked cabinet and removes one of ten identicle bottles. "Here." "What is it?" asks the man. "Extra strength Viagra. One pill will keep you going for 12 hours straight." The man likes this idea, he buys it. The next day, he comes back to the pharmacy and goes all the way back to the back counter again, to find the same guy working there. "Do you have any extra strength soothing cream?" he asks. "Why?" says the pharmacist. The guy drops his pants, revealing a penis with scabs and bruises all over it. "You're not going to put cream on that, are you?" "No, the cream is for my arm. The girls never showed up..."