A really horny guy was walking down the street when he saw a whorehouse. He walked in and said, "I'm horny and i only have $5 to pay for the blow job."
The naked lady who was pole dancing came up to him and said, "I can give you a penguin for $5."
"What's a penguin?" he asked.
"you'll see." she replied.
She led him to a dark room and told him to unzip his pants.
He did as he was told and waited for the penguin.
The lady started giving him a blow job, and just when he was getting excited, she stopped and walked away.
With his pants at his ankles, he waddled after her and said, "hey, what's a penguin?"