Three guys go to hell and he devil makes a deal with them. He tells them that if they can hold their favorite fruit up their asses for 10 seconds they can go to heaven. The first guy has an apple and he makes it. The second guy has an orange and just as the 10 seconds are about to be up it pops out. The devil is like "What happened you almost made it." The guy is like "I just saw the last guy and he was holding a watermelon".