A DRUNK IS SITTING ON A CURB IN FRONT OF A GROCERY STORE,A WOMAN COMES OUT WITH TWO GROCERY BAGS. ONE OF THE BAGS TEAR AND A BOTTLE OF CATSUP FALLS AND BREAKS,THEN TWO EGGS FELL AND BROKE IN THE CATSUP. THE DRUNK LOOKS DOWN AT THE MESS ON THE SIDEWALK THEN UP AT THE LADY AND SAYS,"DON'T WORRY LADY,IT WOULDN'T OF LIVED ANYWAYS,IT'S EYES ARE TOO BIG"!