TWO FRIENDS ARE OUT DEER HUNTING. ONE SAYS HE HAD TO PISS. SUDDENLY HE HOLLERS OUT,"I GOT SNAKEBIT"!!! THE OTHER GUY LOOKS AND ASKS,"WHERE"? THE FIRST ONE SAYS,"ON MY GOOBER,GO GET HELP"!!!!! THE SECOND ONE RUNS OFF THROUGH THE WOODS SWIMS ACROSS A RIVER AND RUNS INTO A SMALL TOWN TO A DOCTORS OFFICE AND TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT HIS FRIEND GOT SNAKE BIT,AND WANTED THE DOCTOR TO HELP. THE DOCTOR SAYS,"I NEED TO GO HELP A WOMAN IN LABOR RIGHT NOW AND CAN'T HELP,BUT HE COULD SAVE HIS FRIEND BY CUTTING X'S IN THE BITE MARKS AND SUCKING THE POISON OUT". THE HUNTER SAYS,"THANKS,I APPRECIATE YOUR ADVICE". THEN RUNS OUT THE DOOR,SWIMS BACK ACROSS THE RIVER,RUNS BACK TO HIS FRIEND.HIS FRIEND LOOKING REAL BAD,ASKS,"WHY DID'NT YOU BRING HELP"? THE SECOND GUY SAYS,"DOCTOR WAS BUSY,BUT TOLD ME WHAT TO DO". THE FIRST GUY ASKS,"WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY"?, THE SECOND ONE SAYS,"HE SAID YOU'RE GONNA DIE"!