you might be a redneck if...

1. you aunt, cousin, sister, and mother are the same person
2. you are related to someone named billy bob or billy joe or billy ray
3. you go to a family reunion looking for a new spouce
4. you listen to "gives you hell" and are like "what the f**k are they talkin bout?
5. see your sister in a p**n and still like it
6. you go to an appoitment and get a prostate exam, then walk outta the dentist office
7. you show up to school drunk... leagally.
8. you know what the term "mud boggin" means
9. have ever, or do now, had a 1967 ford 4X4 in your front yard, and an engin in the back
10. you dont care if she's you sister, you still propose to her