dumb blonde
dumb blonde
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:55pm
A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.
"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.
Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."
The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."
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A blonde girl and her room
A blonde girl and her room mate sit bored at their apartment on the third floor. The blonde hatches a brilliant plan to scheme her friend out of some cash, "I bet you fifty bucks I can drive to China and come back in five minutes." the Room mate smiles, and replies "You're on."
The blonde runs downstairs and drives to the new Chinese restaurant that just opened up. She ordered shrimp fried rice, collected her food, got back in her car to drive back to the apartment building. She found her room mate waiting down stairs for her disappointed, "What, didn't think I could do it?" The blond gloated. The room mate shook her head, "No, I didn't think you would need the car to go across the street!"
