A cowboy rides his horse to a bar. He goes inside and says, If anyine can make my horse cry, I'll buy them a beer. One man says, I'll do it. He goes outside and one minute later he comes back in. The man goes outside and his horse is laughing his a** off! He buys the beer and rides away. The next day he goes to the bar and says, Whoever can make my horse cry, I'll buy them beer for a month. The same guy goes outside and a minute later walks back in. The guy goes out and his horse is crying it's eyes out. He asked the man, How did you make my horse laugh and cry? The man said, To make him laugh, I said my d**k is bigger than his, to make him cry, I showed him!!!!!!!