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Pierre the Fighter Pilot
Pierre the Fighter Pilot
Submitted by Lili on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:01pm
Love is in the air.
"Pierre, kiss me!" says Marie. Pierre grabs a bottle of wine and splashes the wine on her lips and kisses her.
"Why did you do that?" she asks.
"Because I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I have red wine."
Now things are heating up a bit.
"Pierre, kiss me lower," says Marie. Pierre tears open her blouse and splashes white wine on her breasts and kisses her breasts all over.
"Why, Pierre?" she asks.
"Because I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I eat white meat I have white wine."
"Now things are really getting hot and Marie begs, "Pierre, kiss me even lower..." Pierre rips off her pants and splashes cognac on her and lights it on fire. Marie asks, "Why, Pierre??"
"Because I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down... I go down in flames!!!"
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I don't exactly get it... And
I don't exactly get it... And wikepedia didn't help explain cognac, other than saying black people like it cause of rap artists, and it sucked when asia stopped buying it.
It's a type of brandy
It's a type of brandy (alcoholic beverage) originating in the city of Cognac in France. Often Cognac is used in French cooking to add flavor to a dish, they splash the food with cognac while it's still in the pan and light it on fire for a few seconds.
i dont get it help
i dont get it
help
it mean when fighter pilots
it mean when fighter pilots go down their plane is burning so hes saying when he goes down to lick her p**sy he lites it on fire becos when he goes down he goes down in flames its not about the cognac so he lights the vagina on fire becos he goes down any where in flames
this joke is awesome!
uumm dont get
uumm dont get