This guy is sitting in a bar, when the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen walks in and slowly walks toward him and sits down next to him. After a minute he stammers, can I buy you a drink and she says sure. A few minutes after the drink arrives, the guys says to the blonde, what's your name? She hesitates and responds weakly, Carmen. He asks why did you say it so oddly? She says, OK it is not my real name, I like cars and and I like men so I call myself Carmen. She then asks what his name in and he replies BJ Titsandbeer.