There were two boys who wouldn't pay attention during the church service. Their mother got annoyed with them and decided to send them to the pastor's office. He sat one boy down in a chair and told the other one to wait outside. Then he looked the boy right in the eyes and said, "where is God?" The boy didn't answer...The pastor asked again, more insistently this time, "WHERE is God?" Again, the boy was silent. The pastor asked one more time, almost yelling now, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy took off running, opened the door and yelled to his brother, "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! THEY'VE LOST GOD AND THEIR TRYING TO BLAME US!!"