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The bear, the rabbit and the genie

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The bear, the rabbit and the genie
Submitted by Pretty_White_ti... on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 4:30am

A rabbit and bear who hated each other went for a walk in the forest. As they walked they found a genie.
"I will grant each of you a wish. 1 wish each day for three wishes," says the genie.
"I wish I was the only male bear in forest." The genie granted his wish.
The rabbit wished for a helmet.
The next day the bear wishes to be the only bear in America and the rabbit wishes to have a motorbike. Both wishes are granted.
The third day the bear and rabbit see the genie for the last time.
"I wish I was the only male bear in the world." The genie grants the bear's wish. Bear walks away to go to the cave of bears.
The genie looks at the rabbit. "What is your last wish?"
"I wish that bear was gay."

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doesnt make sense..

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Submitted by -pixie_apprentice- on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:28am.

doesnt make sense..

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How does that not make sense?

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Submitted by babygirl on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:49pm.

How does that not make sense? The bear basically wished that there were only female bears in the world. Now the rabbit on the other hand wished the bear was gay so he wouldn't be interested in the girl bears. So the rabbit wished for a helmet and a moterbike because he knew that once the bear found out what his last wish was, the bear was going to come after him.

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