One day, 100 nuns were gathered together. The mother superior came and told them, "Girls, I have shocking news....there is a MAN amongst us!" 99 nuns gasped, 1 said, 'hee hee'. Mother superior continued, "they were indulging in sexual intercourse!" 99 nuns gasped. 1 said "hee hee". Mother superior said, "What they didn't know, the condom we found had a hole in it." 99 nuns said, "hee hee." 1 gasped!