Three priests wanted to go to Pittsburgh to visit some friends. They went to the bus station and the youngest of the three said, "My brothers, I shall go and get our tickets." When he went to the lady selling the tickets, he couldn't help but notice she had 'huge tracks of land'. He said, "excuse me, I'd like 3 pickets to Tittsburgh please." After he realized what he said he was quite embarrassed and left. The next oldest priest said, "Allow me brothers." He goes up to her and says, "Excuse me, may I have three pickets to Tittsburgh please?" Feeling ashamed, he left. The oldest priest said, "My brothers! We are men of the cloth! We are not to behave in this fashion! Allow me." He goes up to her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, may I have 3 tickets to Pittsburgh please?" She gives him his tickets and he says, "One more thing, I have something to say about the way you dress. If you keep dressing like this, when you get to Heaven, St. Finger is going to shake his peter at you!"