When without money, walks to earn food;

When has money, walks to lose the fat.

When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;

When has money, acts like poor man.

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home;

When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money, rides exercise machine.