Fred's wife asks, "Honey, can you get some more milk from the gas
station?" He replies,"At 3:15 a.m.? Sure!" So Fred walks down to
the gas station at 3:15 a.m. When he gets there a drug dealer walks up to him
and asks, "Do you want to buy some Coke? first time buyers get a discount!"
Fred answers, "Sure, I have always loved to live dangerously!" So he pays the dealer for a fifty dollar pack so he can share with his friends. Later that day he meets up with his friends who are all excited about the cocaine. When they all get high his one friend asks to see if they want to go fly off of the skyscraper in their city and they all agree. So when they arrive and make it to the top of the building and Fred says, "I feel like we forgot something!" But one of his friends replies, "Nah, we have everything!" So they all jump off of the building. Five seconds before Fred hits the ground he yells, "DARN IT, I FORGOT THE MILK!"