A female elephant was happily munching away leaves in a Coconut grove when suddenly an ant gets into its ear. The elephant in extreme pain, starts jumping and trumpeting in agony and there are tears in its eyes. Watching all this a male sparrow swoops down and asks whats the matter? and when told about the problem, tells the elephant to hold still and quickly picks the ant out. The elephant is filled with an over whelming sense of gratitude and thanks the sparrow profusely. The sparrow then says it has a long term desire and can he ask it? the elephant say sure "Ask anything" and the sparrow says he wants to have sex with her.
The elephant thinks about it for a moment and says "What the Hell, you saved my life, have fun". It lifts its tail and the sparrow starts doing its business when suddenly a coconut fall on its head from the tree top and she says Shhh Ahhhh, the sparrow immediately stops and asks with great concern in its voice "Is it Paining my Darling?"