i went for a job as a lion tamer as advertised in the newspaper. i had no experience working with lions. but i did work with cows and sheep. a beautiful looking girl also came for the job. she too had no experience with lions.
the head of the circus,took us to the lion's cage. he asked who wanted to go in first. i said "ladies first "
she entered the cage and took off all her clothes. the lion jumped on her and began to lick her all over. the circus man was overjoyed. he asked me if i could do better,?
i said "Sure i can,but first get the lion out of there!!!"