a priest and a rabbi would meet everyday,when they bicycled to their
congregations. one day the priest passed by on foot. the rabbi asked" where
is your bike?"
the priest said " i don't know ,i think someone might have stolen it."
the rabbi thought for a minute.." lets do a sermon about the ten commandments,
maybe someone will get the idea an d return the bike!!!!"
so they did and the next day they met,each on their bicycles.
the rabbi was so happy." my idea worked and someone felt guilty and returned your bike."
"no" said the priest." when i got to the commandment,thou shall not commit
adultry, i remembered where i left it!!!!!!"