the teacher asked the children to speak about their father's hobbies.
sweet sue told how her dad went fishing every weekend and then cooked fish for the whole family. James related how his father had the biggest stamp collection ever!!
the teacher saw little johnny bad mouth raising his hand and wanting to be notices. in the end the teacher had no choice but to call on him. "what is your dad's hobby ,johnny?"
little johnny shouted out,his father eats light bulbs..
the teacher said to johnny ,that this seemed impossible...
"oh no teach it is true.. last night i heard my dad say to my mom...
turn off the light dear and i will eat it!!!!"