In the tourist area of a native American Reservation, one young buck was standing in front of one of the souvenir shops. Every time a pretty girl would walk by, he would say "Chance!" They would all give him a quizzical look and hurry on their way.

There was one woman across the street who witnessed all this and finally decided to find out what this was all about. She walked up and asked him, "I thought Indians always said 'How'. Why do you always say 'Chance'?"

The young man replied "Me know how. Me just want chance!"