Bill was worried when his 16 year old son didn't come home by 11:00 p.m.

by 12:00 he was boiling mad! finally his son opened the door at 12:45.

bill started yelling and screaming at his son.

"please Dad, don't be mad.. tonight i had my first experience at sex."

bill was proud.. the anger left and he hugged his son and offered him a beer.

the next dad bill told his friends at work how his son,finally had sex. he was

a proud father. he bought all his friends drinks and they all laughed and

joked happily.

when bill finally went home, he found his son, laying on the couch.

"what you're not going out to get some more, son?" asked bill

"no dad , my ass still hurts"