So, there's a guy and a girl sitting on a bench. now their just friends, there not dating. the girl was talking to someone on the phone a decided she didn't want to talk to that person any more so she says "oh my , my husband just got home." and she hinted to her friend to pretend he is her husband. The guy says " Honey, I'm home. Jesus Mary of god, where are your panties you naughty, naughty girl." Imagine how she reacted when he said that.