Johnny Humper
There is this kid at recess and his name is Johnny Humper and his dad is the principle. Johnny goes up to the female teacher and says "take off your shirt" and the teacher says "no!". Johnny says "I can get you fired", so the teacher takes her shirt off. then Johnny tells her to take her skirt off and she says "no!" Johnny says "I will get you fired", so she takes her skirt off. then Johnny says take your bra and panties off and the teacher says "no". Johnny says "I can get you fired", so she takes them off. He lays her down on the pavement and starts humping her and the principal yells "Johnny Humper" and he says "I am dad" and goes farther into her. The principal says "Johnny Humper" again and Johnny says "I am, but I can't go into her anymore".
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this makes me laugh so hard
this makes me laugh so hard
i was hoping that somebody would know something this funny
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@ thehotness thnx. that was
@ thehotness thnx. that was the best one i could come up with.
THAT'S FUNNY!
Thanks. It was the best on I
Thanks. It was the best on I could come up with!!