Yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the restroom she said two trees to the right

Yo mamma so old her high school reunion was at the graveyard

Yo mamma so fat that when she puts on a yellow raincoat the children think shes the school bus

Yo mamma so poor i went to her house for dinner and there was two peas on the table and i reached for one and she said don't be greedy