There was a man that was in jail for 20 years while he was in the jail, he found a c**kroach and trained it. When he was released, he was happy cause he had a new career and went to the bar tender and ordered 5 beers and he told the bar tender "i'm so so happy cause i have a new career oh, and look at this beauty!" he took the c**kroach out of he's pocket and said "ta da!" The bar tender thought he was going to complain so he killed it and said "free drinks for you!"