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lion tamer
Submitted by geva111 on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 7:42am

i went for a job as a lion tamer as advertised in the newspaper. i had no experience working with lions. but i did work with cows and sheep. a beautiful looking girl also came for the job.

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whats a slug?
Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:41pm

Q:what is a slug?
A:a snail with housing problems

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Animals
Submitted by blueteam on Sat, 08/06/2011 - 8:59am
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Shhhhh Ahhhhh
Submitted by sarthy24 on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 6:51pm

A female elephant was happily munching away leaves in a Coconut grove when suddenly an ant gets into its ear.

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Elephant
Submitted by f3rn0x on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 1:43pm

Q: What's the pink mushy stuff between the elephants feet?

A: Slower moving natives. Big Grin

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Tigers
Submitted by Archangel on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 3:09pm

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

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Master Chef
Submitted by ktmcelroy67 on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 11:58am

Why did the chef of a restaurant get arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

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Vulgar Parrot
Submitted by silverviperninja on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:43am

So there's this guy with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean, he's a regular gun, a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself once.

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The bear, the rabbit and the genie
Submitted by Pretty_White_ti... on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 4:30am

A rabbit and bear who hated each other went for a walk in the forest. As they walked they found a genie.
"I will grant each of you a wish. 1 wish each day for three wishes," says the genie.

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Banana test
Submitted by SapphireCullen on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:18pm

Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

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