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poor string
Submitted by sgv on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 1:05pm

Drinking buddies A string walks into a bar and say`s to the bartender can i get a drink the bartender says no we dont serve strings so the string walks out and then walks back in again and say`s to the ba

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Too much
Submitted by asokan626 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:44pm

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When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the
attractive lady bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My

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cheers
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 7:35pm

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Hi'Need 1 girl 2 marry . . . Age no bar, Color no bar, Height no bar, Caste no bar, But girl's father must hv his own bar. Cheers.

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bar joke
Submitted by les on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:31am

This guy is sitting in a bar, when the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen walks in and slowly walks toward him and sits down next to him.

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German Pickup line
Submitted by Spike1997 on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 1:19am

Ein Mann wurde an einer Bar genießen, einen After-Work c ** ktail sitzen, wenn ein außergewöhnlich schönen und sexy junge Frau getreten.

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bar man
Submitted by doodle on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 1:19am

man walkes into a bar OUCH

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Blind Man
Submitted by Caseyd on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:50pm

A blind man goes into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The blind man replies,"A beer please".

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Silly Pirate
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:35am

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

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DUCK IN A BAR
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:02am

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

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Duck!
Submitted by Monkeyll on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 2:12pm

Two men walk into a bar and one ducks. Drinking buddies

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