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The three brunnettes and the three blondes
Submitted by krizzy58 on Sun, 03/20/2011 - 7:39am

There were 3 blondes and three brunettes going on the Eurostar to France. The blondes go up to the ticket desk and buy one ticket each. The brunettes go up and buy one ticket between them.

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drrrrrrr arrrrrhhhh
Submitted by 1armbandit on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:53pm

Two blondes were having a conversation. One blond asked the other, "So how long did it take your friend to recover from her autopsy operation?"

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Stupid blondes
Submitted by Korag on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 4:23pm

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree.

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Stupid...
Submitted by Korag on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 4:19pm

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

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Do They Exist?
Submitted by Korag on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 3:44pm

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud !!!!!

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Swimming Lessons
Submitted by Music_Chik85 on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:47am

So this blonde was driving down the road and drives by a wheat field. In the wheat field she saw another blonde in a canoe trying to paddle across it.

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Magic Bridge!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Konstar6 on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 4:51pm

Three girls were on a bridge, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette jumps off and says "Matresses" and she lands on a pile of matresses.

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smart blonde FAIL
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:01pm

Big Grin There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

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double fail
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:59pm

Big Grin A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.

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this will only happen to a blonde
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:58pm

Laughing out loud A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high.

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