Three priests wanted to go to Pittsburgh to visit some friends.

Big Chief Long Spear arrives at Sioux outpost with half a dozen braves......
He looks around suspiciously, walks in and approaches the unshaven, slovenly
sweaty trader behind the counter....

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pile-up.

Pile-up who?

(Read it out loud if you don't get it)

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.