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Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:42pm

Q:Do you know why Santa is always so jolly ?
A:Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

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adam
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:29pm

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

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GERONIMO
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:55pm

WHAT THE HECK DOES GERONIMO YELL WHEN HE JUMPS OUT OF AN AIRPLANE?

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Tiger's Drug of Choice
Submitted by Jeff Showerman on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 9:55am

It has been confirmed that Tiger has been using a preformance enhancing drug.....Viagra

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Santa and Tiger Woods
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:30am

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at three Ho's.

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Searching Chuck Norris on Google
Submitted by Sheogorath on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:04pm

You go onto Google and you feel like searching "Chuck Norris" but then it says No Results, that's because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, He Finds You!

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bill clinton
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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never again
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

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Boyz-2-Men
Submitted by madbuffalo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-2-Men?

He thought it was a delivery service.

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The Tiger
Submitted by jack45 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

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