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Johnny Humper
Submitted by babygirl on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 2:57pm

There is this kid at recess and his name is Johnny Humper and his dad is the principle. Johnny goes up to the female teacher and says "take off your shirt" and the teacher says "no!".

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a proud father
Submitted by geva111 on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:44am

Bill was worried when his 16 year old son didn't come home by 11:00 p.m.

by 12:00 he was boiling mad! finally his son opened the door at 12:45.

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Santa...
Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:42pm

Q:Do you know why Santa is always so jolly ?
A:Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

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Answer
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:19am

Snore! Big Grin I dunno Drinking buddies

Q:What did the gangster son tell dad when he failed his examination?

A:Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

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mathematics
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:11am

I dunno Drinking buddies Snore! Shocked

Teacher: What is Half of 8?

Student : 0 if divided horizontally and 3 if done vertically, and 4 if done mathematically.

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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Tidy Housekeeper?
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 2:46pm

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table?

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Four-Letter Surgery
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 2:42pm

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

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A Child's View of Marriage
Submitted by vedavyas1 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 2:39pm

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage.

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Wrecked him
Submitted by lolzerizer on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 3:29pm

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
Correcting his language, she said, "Rectum."

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Female Sex Education
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 5:17pm

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "

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