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HUNGRY COMPUTER
Submitted by WORNOXCOOL on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:41am

Q: HOW DOES A COMPUTER EAT WHEN IT'S HUNGRY

A: ONE BYTE AT A TIME Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Excel
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 8:42am

Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel ?
student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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GROCERY STORE FUNNY
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:46am

Long lines were supposed to be a thing of the past once our neighborhood supermarket installed a self-serve checkout counter.

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Searching Chuck Norris on Google
Submitted by Sheogorath on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 7:04pm

You go onto Google and you feel like searching "Chuck Norris" but then it says No Results, that's because Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, He Finds You!

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were did the boy come from
Submitted by MC ur Mum on Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:10am

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

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Remember When....?
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Remember When ... ?
A computer was something on T.V. from a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean and RAM was the cousin of a
goat...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was your middle finger upright.
Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment.
A program was a T.V. show.

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NEW AOL POLICY
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

For those of you unfamiliar, America Online has adopted some new
policies. Here are some of their new reminder messages which pop up
frequently, depending on your level of use.

1. You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay online?
Please respond within 10 minutes or you will be logged off.

2. You have been online for 92 minutes? Do you still want to stay

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Bill Gates V/S Steve Jobs
Submitted by jasleen on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

So, Bill Gates dies, and ascends to heaven.

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Email and Penises
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power.

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Heaven or Hell?
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

One day, Bill Gates dies. At the Pearly Gates, he walks up to St. Peter and St. Peter says, "Well, you've done so much in your lifetime, I'm going to let you choose between Heaven and Hell."

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