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gentleman on a date
Submitted by geva111 on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 7:15am

\ man walked into a restuarant with his date. it was the first date and

he wanted to make a good impression.

while waiting for a table, they sat down at the bar and ordered

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Drink
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 8:57am

I dunno I dunno I dunno

Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?

Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

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Warning labels for alcohol
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:02pm

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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superman sucks
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:44pm

Drinking buddies Two guys are sitting in a bar on the 20th floor of a hotel the first guy slams a shot of tequila and jumps out the window. the second guy watches in amazement but then continues drinking.

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Two Best Friends
Submitted by ERROR2 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 5:32am

Two best friends, Joe and Bob, decide to end a tough week by hitting the bars Friday evening. Unfortunately, neither of them have much money.

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Girls Night Out
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the c**ktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

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crazy
Submitted by dingbat83 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

a man walks into a bar, and orders a drink....later that evening his wife walks in to see her husband dancing on a table with a rather overweight lady....staring dreamily into her eyes!His wife(angry and embarassed)asks why the bartender didnt just cut him off.

his reply: He only had half a beer! I dunno

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Building Updrafts
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

There was a tourist sitting in a New York bar having a drink, when another guy walks over to him and asks, "Have you heard of the New York updrafts?"

The tourist responds, "No".

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Beer Facts
Submitted by Sammy on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

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Too Much Tequilla
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A guy is at the bar talking to the bartender. The discussion goes on about the most shots of tequila in a row ever done in the bar without throwing up.

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