Skip to Content
Home

Health

gabescrazy's picture
sicknesses
Submitted by gabescrazy on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 7:49pm

A couple on honeymoon in hotel room undressing. The groom removes his socks and the bride asks: "What's wrong with your feet, your toes look all mangled?"

Groom: "I had Tolio as a child."

+1
-5
-1
... read more
  • Login or register to post comments
  • Read more
  • Share this
asokan626's picture
Miss Understand
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:31am

I dunno Big Grin Snore!

Doctor 2 Lady: u r looking so weak n exhausted , are u properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised

Lady: Oh my God I heard 3 males per day

+1
-4
-1
... read more
asokan626's picture
Breathing Problem
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:02am

Drinking buddies I dunno Snore!

Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing.

Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

+1
-5
-1
... read more
asokan626's picture
A Good Doctor
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:59am

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.

+1
-2
-1
... read more
Anonymous's picture
HEARING AID
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:27am

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

+1
0
-1
... read more
Lili's picture
Warning labels for alcohol
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:02pm

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

+1
-2
-1
... read more
lolzerizer's picture
Three Old men
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 5:32pm

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement.

+1
-2
-1
... read more
soviet72's picture
echo
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ...

+1
-2
-1
... read more
soviet72's picture
viagra and breast implants
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

Over the past five years, millions of people have spent more money on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.

+1
-4
-1
... read more
soviet72's picture
why vets suck
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

+1
-3
-1
... read more
Syndicate content