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You might be a redneack if...
Submitted by lizzlegros on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:20am

you might be redneack if you could be intertained by a sheet of bubble wrap
(who could blame you thats fun.)

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INSTALLING HOME SECURITY
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:33am

> > > HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
> > >
> > > 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> > > work boots.

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Logic
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:10pm

Two hicks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

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tim bucked two
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming.

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redneck motel
Submitted by 2greez on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

How do you know when you're in a redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and tell them you've got a leak in your sink and they tell you, "Aw, go on ahead! The toilet don't work anyways!"

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redneck/ mother
Submitted by darkness on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

you might be a redneck if...

1. you aunt, cousin, sister, and mother are the same person
2. you are related to someone named billy bob or billy joe or billy ray
3. you go to a family reunion looking for a new spouce
4. you listen to "gives you hell" and are like "what the f**k are they talkin bout?
5. see your sister in a p**n and still like it

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Not easy
Submitted by MasterSock on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe.

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Sam has been in the computer business
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is
finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres
of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees

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stranded on an island
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island.

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the proctologist
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.

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