Little Johnny is dressed as a Pirate for Halloween. He knocks on a door. A Lady opens the door and says "Oh My! What a fearful looking Pirate! Where is your Buccaneers?" Little Johnny answers "ON MY BUCK'N HEAD LADY!"
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are
300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified,
and while most of these are insects and germs, this
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.