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yo mamma
Submitted by thehotness on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 5:08pm

Yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the restroom she said two trees to the right

Yo mamma so old her high school reunion was at the graveyard

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Johnny in Class
Submitted by -pixie_apprentice- on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 8:34am

Johnny fisher in class with his mates, Anna, carl, and dave. It's an after school club, which means they're alone with the teacher, Miss.Hiller. She's giving the kids a small quiz.

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Money
Submitted by FireBolt12 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 12:47am

Her outfit made her look like a million dollars, all wrinkled and green.

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Mcdonolds
Submitted by polman4 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:56pm

Your mom is so fat when you told her Mc Donolds is closed today she traveld to mexico to eat Mc Donolds there.

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poop sucker 3
Submitted by polman4 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:51pm

Your mom is so stupid she threw away your ps3 because she thought it stands for poop sucker 3.

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stupid mom
Submitted by polman4 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:47pm

Your mom is so stupid when i rang the door bell she yelled "nobody's home!"

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Fat mom
Submitted by polman4 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:42pm

Your moms so fat, when she went to the movies the security guard said that there is a 1000 pounds weight limit.

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Insult
Submitted by polman4 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 6:16pm

Your so fat, it took your mom 3 days to force you out of her p***y.

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So Poor!!
Submitted by Konstar6 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:03am

Yo mamma so poor McDonald's had to reposses the fries she bought!!!!

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Dog
Submitted by MC ur Mum on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:41am

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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