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babygirl's picture

So, there's a guy and a girl sitting on a bench. now their just friends, there not dating.

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asokan626's picture

I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno

A month after Donald MacDonald started at Harvard, his mother called from Scotland. "And how are the American students, Donald?" she asked.

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asokan626's picture

I dunno Drinking buddies Snore!

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money.

Husband replied : I want more proof.

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asokan626's picture

When without money, walks to earn food;

When has money, walks to lose the fat.

When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.

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asokan626's picture

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

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Swordfreak's picture

Three men; a white man, a black man, and a Mexican, were to be given forty lashes for punishment for a crime they had recently tried to pull.

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Grey-z's picture

So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He's pretty happy with this, so he takes a look at how people are doing down in Hell. He sees a guy with a bottle of good beer and a hot chick.

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Konstar6's picture

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud A man gets lost on a stranded island. He says

I don't need other people!!! I have my true friends right here.

Then he pulls out a football and baseball

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darkksyde's picture

Why do men make the best drummers?

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MC ur Mum's picture

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

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