So, there's a guy and a girl sitting on a bench. now their just friends, there not dating.
A month after Donald MacDonald started at Harvard, his mother called from Scotland. "And how are the American students, Donald?" she asked.
A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money.
Husband replied : I want more proof.
When without money, walks to earn food;
When has money, walks to lose the fat.
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.
Three men; a white man, a black man, and a Mexican, were to be given forty lashes for punishment for a crime they had recently tried to pull.
So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He's pretty happy with this, so he takes a look at how people are doing down in Hell. He sees a guy with a bottle of good beer and a hot chick.
A man gets lost on a stranded island. He says
I don't need other people!!! I have my true friends right here.
Then he pulls out a football and baseball
Why do men make the best drummers?
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
We don't know. Never happens.