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roles for women
Submitted by gabescrazy on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 7:52pm

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

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Phat and shit
Submitted by Willie Livingstone on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:52pm

This joke originates from west Africa where passing gas is commonly known as phat and going to toilet is known as shit.

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Thigh for d**k
Submitted by Willie Livingstone on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 3:43am

A guy who paid a hooker went into the room with her to have fun.The room was dark and the guy undressed.When the hooker came to lie by him, her handsfelt a part of him and she said, could you move you

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My Wife
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 1:37am

I dunno I dunno I dunno

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"

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Three words
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:54am

I dunno Drinking buddies I dunno Drinking buddies

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant, To have Candle Light Dinner, And say those three sweet words to you

Pay The Bill.

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Lipstick
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 8:55am

Drinking buddies Drinking buddies Drinking buddies

Wife: Can u explain 2 me how this lipstick got on ur collar?
Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remember havng taken my shirt off.

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Just kidding
Submitted by thing1 on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:20pm

Men have it better than women.
Men can f u c k men 3 diffret ways
Men can f u c k women 3 difret ways.
But a woman can not f u c k a woman in any way

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Just kidding
Submitted by thing1 on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:20pm

Men have it better than women.
Men can f**k men 3 diffret ways
Men can f**k women 3 difret ways.
But a woman can not f**k a woman in any way

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Bank Robbery
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:27am

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

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Marriage
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:01am

Employee: Boss, now that I have gotten married, please increase my salary!

BOSS: The factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside its premises!

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