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The Native American
Submitted by heresjohnny on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 7:37am

In the tourist area of a native American Reservation, one young buck was standing in front of one of the souvenir shops.

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Harry Potter Pickup Line
Submitted by gggccc on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 6:35am

I want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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THE REDHEAD
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:38am

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket.

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if its as hard as your elbow
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

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Translation
Submitted by Headbanger on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

What he says: "Excuse me, do you mind if I sit with you? You look like a nice woman. Can I get you a drink?"

What he means: "Oh, hi there! You look sexy. Want me to get you so drunk you'll end up f*****g me? Then I'll ditch you the next morning and never speak to you again! Interested?"

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Bedrock
Submitted by peaceout23 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock!

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Hair
Submitted by Patrick on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A man told a co-worker that her hair smelled nice. The woman stormed into her superviser's office, wanting to file a sexual harassment suit. THe supervisor was puzzled and asked, "what's wrong with a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replied, "He's a midget."

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Room 436
Submitted by josi on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

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Three Words
Submitted by Lili on Tue, 10/14/2008 - 12:44pm

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work c**ktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

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