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flower/ pot
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 9:58am

Drinking buddies Drinking buddies Drinking buddies Drinking buddies

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE, If someone throws a stone at you,

throw a flower at him

BUT,

Make sure the flower is still in the pot

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Bill Clinton
Submitted by thing1 on Sat, 04/02/2011 - 2:37pm

We have long known that we can get AIDS from sex. Bill clinton showed us that we can get sex from aides.

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YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:48am

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

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GOD BLESS TEXAS
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:45am

> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."

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Robber & Money
Submitted by Konstar6 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:01am

A robber stuck a gun up to a guy's head.

He sad GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!

The man said i AM A U.S STATES CONGRESSMAN!! yOU CAN'T DO THIS

The robber said IN THAT CASE GIVE ME MY MONEY

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Ahmad's garden problem
Submitted by Lili on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:00am

An old Iraqi man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.

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bill clinton
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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never again
Submitted by soviet72 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

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when pigs fly!
Submitted by 2greez on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly"...

Indeed, 100 days into Barack Obama's presidency...Swine Flu!!!

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Divert your course
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio
conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

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