A pedifile and a little girl are walking into a forest late at night. The little girl says "I,m scared". The pedifile replies "your scared i have to walk back alone".
One day this guy comes to school is his ROTC uniform but his hair is touching it, which isn't allowed. so some girls helped him put his hair up. when they were done he looked like a girl.
One day there were three friends driving along a winding road. Their names were Manors, Shut-up and Poo. As they were driving they hit a big unexpected bump and Poo fell out the window.
A she devil was looking for a little fun but her only problem is every time she would get hot her horns would come out so she went out and brought back a black guy and they started to do somethin