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the really sad story
Submitted by gabescrazy on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:47pm

girl was walking to school with her boyfriend and they were crossing the road,she said would you love me 4-ever,he said no...,the girl cried and ran on the road before the green man was on the sign,sh

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Pychiatrist
Submitted by FireBolt12 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 12:21am

I finally told my wife the truth : I was seeing a psychiatrist
She told me the truth as well she was seeing a psychiatrist, a doctor and a plumber.
Laughing out loud

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Sleeping Together
Submitted by asokan626 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 7:09pm

Big Grin Snore! I dunno Drinking buddies

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina

Boy2. Oh I know her

B1: How?

B2: v were caught sleeping together

B1: What the hell?

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Poison
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:30am

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

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Good Husband
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:19am

A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.

She said, 'What does that mean?'

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FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES
Submitted by ADAMODE on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 10:25pm

DAUGTHER ASK HER MOTHER!!

DAUGHTER :MOM Is it true that frist love never dies?
MOTHER:Yes Its true because until now your father is still alive.. Shocked

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Boys
Submitted by SapphireCullen on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:25pm

When a boy stares at you
he is wondering why you are lying. 


When a boy let you lays on his chest he is wishing for you to be his forever.

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Burglary
Submitted by Lili on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:08pm

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

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FOR SALE:
Submitted by webjunkie on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:24pm

FOR SALE: A complete set of encyclopedias.
No longer needed. Just got married and the
B***h seems to know every thing!!! Laughing out loud

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Cannibal jokes
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:06pm

1. Two cannibals were talking over dinner and one admitted to the other, " You know, I just don't like my mother-in-law." His friend sympathized, and told him, "So just eat your vegetables."

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