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Watermelon
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:03am

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

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carful who you mess with
Submitted by JokerClown137 on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 6:44pm

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

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Wanna-Fart?
Submitted by MADDMADD1 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

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Bell 4
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up on the fire truck ready to go.

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THAT'S THE BASTARD THAT KILLED MY FROG!"
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A little boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog behind him. He asks for a prostitute with herpes. The lady says "Ok, whatever turns you on" and takes him upstairs.

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one cent
Submitted by lolzerizer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A man walks into a bar one night.

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''Is this 567-5309?''
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.

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Grumpy Joe
Submitted by ssrhhrm on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

One day grumpy Joe was repairing the tiles on the roof of his house. While Joe was working on the roof, a stranger knocked at the door. - "What do you want?" Joe shouted out.
"Come down", replied stranger, "so I can tell you". Joe unwillingly, and slowly, climbed down the ladder. - "Well!" said Joe, "what was so important?" -

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The New Yorker
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured
by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the
bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going

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Shy Guy
Submitted by Lili on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:12pm

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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