the teacher asked the children to speak about their father's hobbies.
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University Of Oklahoma School Of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr.
80% of the final exam will be based on
the ONE lecture u missed and
the ONE book u didn't read.
Wife : whenever I keep the money in bags , our son steals it, I dont know what 2 do?
Hus : keep it in his books.I know he will never touch them
TEACHER: Which book has helped you most in your life?
STUDENT: My father's Cheque Book
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher?
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.. Jennifer: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Jennifer.
Two boys are in school and the teach tells the class to take a seat. The two do that,and end up in the same seat. One turns to the other and say " what the f@#kn H#@!" The second one says "WTF?
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.