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What?
Submitted by babygirl on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 7:58pm

He lays her down on the bed and kisses her. He kinda pushes himself in to her, then he looks over when his mom walks in and says "What? Am I not allowed to practice on my teddy bear?" Laughing out loud

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How does a boy teach a girl math?
Submitted by babygirl on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 1:19pm

1.Add his bed
2.Subtract her clothes
Then the boys parents walk in the room, gaze at them for a moment and say "Ooh, grandkids. Lets leave them alone, honey."
3.Divides her legs

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how to spend your money
Submitted by geva111 on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 6:54am

hey, i found a whore who charges by the inch.. too expensive for me,

but i thought you might like a cheap night on the town!!!!!! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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making it work!
Submitted by geva111 on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 5:13am

did you hear about the two Irish homos ?

Patrick Fitzmicheal and Micheal Fitzpatrick.

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Butt Rape
Submitted by Kurtnay001 on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 8:09am

A man came home from a long day at work expecting sex from his wife. So he qickly ran to the bathroom to take a s hit. As he was pooping he felt a tear rip through his ass. what the fu ck?!?!?

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The rooster
Submitted by Edison on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:09am

The Rooster - Communication skill Case Study

A priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many
times he checked around his parish.

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BLONDES LIKE IT A LOT
Submitted by 1armbandit on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 12:29pm

Why did the Blonde HAVE SEX with the whole footy team twice in one night,.,.Answer.,.because st.kilda was the footy team

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Historic Usage
Submitted by Edison on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:37am

Famous uses of the word "fuck" in history:
"What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer

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Heights
Submitted by Edison on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:34am

#Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half
ticket.

#Height of patience - A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for

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# Green Circles
Submitted by Edison on Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:17am

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've
got a bit of a
problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show
you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and
disrobe. She gets

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