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Tourist in Spain
Submitted by asokan626 on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 7:52am

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of
the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.

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Ballet
Submitted by Joeydeg123 on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 5:24pm

Why do boys hate balletÉ
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They are afraid of the NUT-cracker. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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testicle therapy
Submitted by lenno on Sun, 08/23/2009 - 12:22am

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

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Dwarfs playing soccer
Submitted by Nelson on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:20pm

- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Perfect tee shot
Submitted by MC ur Mum on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 6:39am

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

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The Wrestler
Submitted by phenkle979 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

Johnny is at the National Wrestling Finals and he is about to wrestle the defending champion. His coach says to him, "Johnny...Whatever you do, do NOT let this guy get you in his Super Duper Pretzel Hold. If he gets you, then you're done!!!"

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TIME
Submitted by jesus on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A king offers 3 people half his kingdom and the hand of his daughter in marriage. The only condition was that they throw their watch off a mountain and catch it before it lands.

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The Tiger
Submitted by jack45 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

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NEW CADILLAC
Submitted by HOGBALLS on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

A MAN JUST BUYS A NEW CADILLAC,AS HE'S LEAVING THE DEALERSHIP, HE'S FEELING REAL PROUD.

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DEER HUNTING IN ARKANSAS
Submitted by HOGBALLS on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

TWO FRIENDS ARE OUT DEER HUNTING. ONE SAYS HE HAD TO PISS. SUDDENLY HE HOLLERS OUT,"I GOT SNAKEBIT"!!! THE OTHER GUY LOOKS AND ASKS,"WHERE"? THE FIRST ONE SAYS,"ON MY GOOBER,GO GET HELP"!!!!!

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