Q:How many blonde jokes are there?
A:None there all true.
Clumsy blondes work like this. they get all the men thinking...
Fred's wife asks, "Honey, can you get some more milk from the gas station?" He replies,"At 3:15 a.m.? Sure!" So Fred walks down to
A man aged 65 with a wife of 60 asked an angel, "I want a wife who is 30 years younger than me." The angel made him 90.
During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?'
Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Long lines were supposed to be a thing of the past once our neighborhood supermarket installed a self-serve checkout counter.